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Alice Cooper Needs To Be Elected… Here’s Why

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GET ALICE COOPER ‘ELECTED’THE NEW SINGLE OUT NOW

LOOKING FOR A BETTER CANDIDATE? A BETTER MANIFESTO?

LOOK NO FURTHER

ALICE COOPER RUNS FOR U.S. PRESIDENTHE WHOLE WORLD’S GOING CRAZY!T AND U.K. PRIME MINISTER

“A TROUBLED MAN FOR TROUBLED TIMES”

Alice Cooper is tired of the rhetoric – the mudslinging – the media frenzy. Keeping his snake in his cage and the guillotine in storage, he is putting people before career. Alice Cooper wants to be “Elected”.

His classic 1972 hit…

is once again an anthem for modern times, originally recorded for the 1972 Billion Dollar Babies album, “Elected” is now back in a brand new 2016 version for a brand new battle.

And when it all boils down to it – a long flowing mane of (real) hair beats Bernie/The Donald/Hillary/Boris styles hands down and his American accent and people’s policies are way easier for the British to understand than any of Theresa May’s (although it might not be just the accent).

But it’s not all about debonair good looks, long flowing locks and a wicked accent — Alice Cooper has a platform that every voter can get behind. He is asking his fellow Americans, his British friends and all those around the world who are disillusioned with their leaders, to join “The Wild Party.”

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Alice Cooper has spent countless nights on the road; many troubled hours worrying about the course of our great nations. Not afraid of controversy or springing into action, Alice Cooper plans to channel every ounce of energy (in between his Alice Cooper and Hollywood Vampire concerts, his syndicated radio show “Nights With Alice Cooper”, and his daily round of golf, of course) towards solving the world’s problems. He is tackling the everyday concerns discussed among his fellow woman and man – the ordinary, decent hard working (and rocking) people he meets and entertains every day while performing nearly 100 concerts a year around the world.

So, if you’re looking for a candidate with a manifesto that matters, vote Alice Cooper, the man with the plan to tackle the hot button, contentious and provocative issues on the minds of the real America and Britain:

1. Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC

2. A snake in every pot

3. No more pencils, no more books

4. Adding Lemmy to Mt Rushmore

5. Rename Big Ben “Big Lemmy”

6. Groucho Marx on the $50 bill

7. Peter Sellers on the £20 note

8. Cupholders required for every airplane seat

9. Ban on talking during movies in movie theatres

10. Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day

These “troubled times” call for a “troubled mind” indeed. These “troubled times” call for Alice Cooper.

Said Alice, “Why NOT me? I have t shirts to sell.”

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More about Alice Cooper, the man, the myth, the legend:

Alice Cooper pioneered a grandly theatrical brand of hard rock drawing equally from horror movies, vaudeville, and garage rock. With his influence on rock & roll long since acknowledged, his place in rock history and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame secure, and his multiple gold & platinum albums, sold-out tours plus countless honors and career achievement awards, there is little that Alice Cooper hasn’t achieved in his remarkable career.

Cooper has rattled the cages and undermined the authority of generations of guardians of the status quo, continuing to surprise fans and exude danger at every turn, like a great horror movie, even in an era where 24 hour cable news can present real life shocking images.

 

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